Happy Halloween! Are You Ready To Splash?
It's finally here - Halloween! And as I tucked the final Twizzlers into my goodie bags last night, I couldn't help but bop around to my absolutely favorite Halloween song - Bobby "Boris" Pickett's Monster Mash. I love this song so much that I listen to it occasionally all year-long, but it sees its heaviest rotation by far once the leaves start to change and the Halloween Peeps orders start to pour in. I couldn't resist trying my hand at changing up the lyrics a little to create something a bit more Blair! I hope the master himself wouldn't have minded my having some fun with his catchy tune. This one's for you, Bobby!
Come on, Blair friends. Get ready for your best Boris Karloff impression, and join us for the Trident Splash! Sung to the tune of the Monster Mash, of course. :)
Trident Splash
I was working in the warehouse late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my candy from its shelf began to rise And suddenly to my surprise
It did the Splash It did the Trident Splash The Trident Splash It was a fresh breath smash It did the Splash It caught on in a flash It did the Splash It did the Trident Splash
From my desk in Blair Headquarters east To the master lunch room where the Blair Team feasts The candy all came from its boxes and wrappers I even saw a few Lance Cheese Crackers
They did the Splash They did the Trident Splash The Trident Splash It was a fresh breath smash They did the Splash It caught on in a flash They did the Splash They did the Trident Splash
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds Almond Joy backed by its best friend Mounds The whole gum crew was about to arrive From the Big League Chew to the Chiclets Tiny Size
They did the Splash They did the Trident Splash The Trident Splash It was a fresh breath smash They did the Splash It caught on in a flash They did the Splash They did the Trident Splash
Out from his office, Ben's voice did ring Seems he was troubled by just one thing He opened the door and shook his fist And said, "Whatever happened to my Tropical Twist?"
It's doing the Splash It's doing the Trident Splash The Trident Splash And it's a fresh breath smash It's doing the Splash It's caught on in a flash It's doing the Splash It's doing the Trident Splash
Now everything's cool, Ben's a part of the band And the Trident Splash is the hit of the land For you, the customer, this Splash was meant too When you get to my door, tell them Pam sent you
Then you can Splash Then you can Trident Splash The Trident Splash And do the fresh breath smash Then you can Splash Then you can Trident Splash